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Facebook got boring, so Hello!

Welcome to my life, excuse the mess.

Praise them too much, they mistake you for a fan.

I suck at being straight.

Crushes only exist to get you crushed.

anal eyes analyze anal lies

when true success is the goal, the journey never ends.

look at me, I am your caption now spaz;

sleep, eat, go to space.

life is short, talk fast.

a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

don’t do drugs kids. Theres a time and place for everything, it’s called college.

what if the sky is just a blue eyed monster staring at us?

is there a better way to meet people other than social media?

Here to be your 24 hr entertainment.

Grammy award winning bathroom singer.

The happy noise maker.

Perfection is boring.

cupcake enthusiast

know better, do better.

rare like affordable health care.

far from sane but the right kind of crazy.

why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

I live in my own world, don’t worry they know me there.

I can’t taste my lips, can you do it for me?

I don’t like repeating myself

waiting for the sun to turn red so I can summon my inner shinobi

what will it take for you to call me daddy?

Lucky people are so lucky to be lucky.

Please don’t message me, I’m not friendly.

In pursuit of happiness.

I swear I look better in person.

lonely but lit

what if I’m mad?

consciously enjoying controlling a human body.

be friends with people who help you plug your phone while you’re asleep.

save paper don’t do homework

you can’t spell families without ‘lies’

Ego is the only requirement to kill any relationship

ghosts are friendly if you don’t scream

are you seriously expecting me to write something sensible?

do you know if you go out late at night on a full moon you might become a ware wolf?