Tinder bios

NEW TINDER BIO

I swear I’m good looking, just swipe right please 👉 …. I’m begging you.

I can make wine 🍷 disappear. What’s your superpower?

I am from 🇩🇪 I like to travel and meet new people 🙎‍♂️

I love spending other people’s money on expensive bags and stilettos. 🛍️

I don’t read books, 📚 I don’t write them, look I honestly don’t even know where I’m going with this.

I’m not an early morning person, neither I’m I a late night person. Truth is I just like to sleep.

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chances are if my dog doesn’t like you 🐶, I won’t either. I just need to get a dog first.

I’m here because I’m trying to date my dads boss. I mean we all have to support the family one way or the other

insert fake information about myself just to feel better about the boring life I live.

I like materialistic people, you can lie your way to their beds.

when I have a problem I sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

full time nerd. 🤓 💻 🕹️

how are you not scared of chickens, like I can eat them though but they scare the shit out of me.

I don’t care much about appearances, I’m ugly I don’t mind. Just love me.

I don’t read books, I don’t write them, look I honestly don’t even know where I’m going with this.

if you’re cute, swipe right and message me, I’ll send you my PayPal.

I love spending other people’s money on expensive bags and stilettos.

go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company – Mark Twain

is it possible that you’re destined to live a boring and antisocial, extremely depressing life? … this is a cry for help

I have no control over what comes out of my mouth if you’re ugly. Don’t hold me accountable for them.

if you think I am going to chase you because you’re cute, well you’re damn right!

how hard can it be to find the love of my life on tinder?

drinking alcohol and having unprotected sex doesn’t make you stupid, it makes you’re a college student. Yes I said it.

500 characters is not enough for me to tell you all the dark secrets I keep in my closet.

very impressive pick up lines don’t work. You have to have a fat bank account 💰

I just wear glasses 👓 to look smart, do not be deceived.

i’m not here to make friends or be in a relationship. 🖕 Do you catch my drift?

I spend a large portion of my life eating, I’ll do same in my next life.

I used to be cool, global warming changed that.

Going on long walks while drunk is my coping mechanism.

The only cups I own have C’s in them.

I don’t believe in flirty bios, I mean my cups are double D’s but I don’t even talk about that.

I didn’t come here to play games, if you’re not interested in shotgunning Hennessy till you pass out don’t message me.

I have not learned anything in college, I have done a lot of drinking and drugs. This is the problem with our country.

the last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty

I get a lot of you don’t know me but “ first things first, I’m the realest!”

it’s scary to know that at any point in time, you could like just die.

I’m not an early morning person, neither I’m I a late night person. Truth is I just like to sleep.

Why do people always complain about how hard it is to come up with tinder bios. I mean look at me, I am literally just typing random shit and you’re reading it.

I don’t believe in existence after death. No such thing as an after life, I mean come on.

I don’t fight with the voices in my head, we made an alliance.

I have come to realize that I know nothing, at the same time I know people will pay for what I know.

I’m here to be pretentious and fake. 💵 🏎️ ⭐

what would it take for you to realize the world needs more pizza??? 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

I’m not a complete moron, some parts are missing.

I know I left my brains somewhere around here 🧠

I swear I’m good looking, just swipe right please …. I’m begging you.

I won’t apologize for being an idiot. Do you know how many people that are just like me?

I have seen the end of the world!!! I’ll tell you about it when these brownies wear off.

I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers, also food.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!

I’m too busy being horny please leave me alone.

you don’t have to change, I mean wearing a sweat pant to a dinner date is fine. Said by no one, I just made that up. I’m drunk

I am not addicted to ham burgers, they are addicted to me.

I listen to heavy metal for meditation.

Don’t message me if you think the world is round. 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

look, I’m here to to have as much sex as I can before the world ends.