Tinder pick-up lines

We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

straight to the point I like you

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. if you are looking for a hook-up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.

Do you have room in you life for a new friend?

Your smile is like sunshine.

What would you rather have from me?

  1. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
  2. meaningful intelligent conversations?
  3. Multiple orgasms?

So how does this work? Are we married now?

Might as well call me Beethoven cause once I’m your boyfriend I’ll do anything Für (name of the girl)

69 miles away, huh? Well that’s ironic…

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Be unique and different, say yes

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

You know if you remove the D from your name it becomes May?(That girl name was “Mady”) “Try it on a girl who’s name has Din it”

You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.

You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

You are the reason men fall in love.

my girlfriend died last week😭 , Her last words were ‘Please download tinder’ , Here i am, Hi

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 mins… with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks

Hey, can I stay at your place? No hobo. 🙂

Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

maybe you can help me. I forgot my password to my account and when I hit “password hint”.  it keeps telling me “Jordan’s phone number”. Think you can help me out here?

We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.

What are the chances I see you naked tonight

You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and make out.

You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I’ll stuff your crust.

Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang

Beware! I have a tendency to take roots in the hearts and minds of those who initially find me off putting.

You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met…today.

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

Do you have room in you life for a new friend?

call your mum and tell her you have found ‘The Man’

What’s a smart, attractive young…Man like myself doing without your number?

I just saw the best upsexy ever

If I had 4 quarters to give to the prettiest girl in the world, I would give you 3 quarters.

We should totally skip the week of chatting before a date and just meet up an have a smoke together eat crap and watch shit?

You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes

I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

Cuddling triggers the same neurological reaction as taking painkillers

your bio says you’re not here for one night stands…Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?